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The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 26 Nov 2009, 17:49

I'll kick it of :thumbup:



What to do with a annoying passenger,on a plane :rolf:
















Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case
Remove your laptop
Start up
Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen
Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky
Then hit this link
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Re: The funny thread

Post by farbs » 26 Nov 2009, 21:37

:lol: :lol:
Absolutely, positively love it. If I ever get the chance, I will do it!

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Re: The funny thread

Post by blizzard » 26 Nov 2009, 22:59

Hmm I'm flying to Korea tomorrow. Though I don't think I should try that seeing I look middle eastern and currently am doing Movember.

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Re: The funny thread

Post by Phil » 27 Nov 2009, 05:00

:lol:

Not unless you fancy spending some time in jail

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Re: The funny thread

Post by Daintree » 27 Nov 2009, 07:20

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Re: The funny thread

Post by Aussie Mark » 27 Nov 2009, 08:33

brooksi wrote: Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

Then hit this link
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Re: The funny thread

Post by ScottyBoy » 27 Nov 2009, 08:47

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
Daintree wrote:Image

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Re: The funny thread

Post by Derek_L » 30 Nov 2009, 18:03

Aussie Mark wrote:
brooksi wrote: Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

Then hit this link
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Re: The funny thread

Post by ROON » 02 Dec 2009, 07:41

Aussie Mark wrote:
brooksi wrote: Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

Then hit this link
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Re: The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 11 Dec 2009, 17:14

I had a flat tyre on the freeway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike women which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a storm trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tyre', I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know... So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
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Re: The funny thread

Post by ROON » 22 Feb 2010, 19:31

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Re: The funny thread

Post by sandman » 23 Feb 2010, 20:20

LOL!
what an awesome spider.
needs to spend less time on forums, more time on bass..

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Re: The funny thread

Post by PilbaraBass » 23 Feb 2010, 20:47

hmmm...that spider drawing looks suspiciously like a spider that I drew in the 3rd grade.

I need to send Mr. Thorne and email and settle this matter. I hope he still has it :)
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Re: The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 25 Feb 2010, 19:30

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM
IS.
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Re: The funny thread

Post by ROON » 26 Feb 2010, 09:33

LOL! Seven and eight are awesome.
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