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Re: The funny thread

Post by rev matt » 04 May 2017, 07:16

brilliant
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Re: The funny thread

Post by NotTheFish » 04 May 2017, 08:50

Fast forward to the 13:50 mark of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyOm8WVJIRA

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Re: The funny thread

Post by BazzBass » 04 May 2017, 14:16

lol far too funny

Rick killed it

he should be in the Stand Up Comedians HoF too

for those TLDR I'll reveal one line

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Re: The funny thread

Post by rev matt » 04 May 2017, 14:48

he stole the show, what a funny bloke.
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Re: The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 17 May 2017, 07:26

Grandpa and Grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law.

Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, "Dad, I don't think you should take one - they're very
strong and expensive."

Grandpa said, "I know, but I want to try one. How much are they??"

His son replied, "$10 each."

Grandpa only had a $50 bill but was going to the bank.

He told his son that he would leave $10 under his pillow that night.

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said, "Dad, I told you it was only $10. There's $110 under my pillow!"

Grandpa said, "That's ok, the other $100 is from Grandma." !!
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BazzBass » 17 May 2017, 12:19

the same guy's OTHER grandpa asked him for just half a viagra.

'Half might not fully work for you Grandpa', said the son.

That's OK son, I only need it to work well enough to stop me peeing on my slippers..........
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 17 May 2017, 19:09

I'm on a Diet at the moment. Actually, I'm on two Diets.... there wasn't enough food to eat on the first one. ;)
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 17 May 2017, 23:00

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, "Thanks".
I said, "Don't mention it".
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BazzBass » 18 May 2017, 02:29

BassLine wrote:I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, "Thanks".
I said, "Don't mention it".
that is so bad it's hilarious :)
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Re: The funny thread

Post by Petebass » 19 May 2017, 12:50

The correct way to use a fidget spinner :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TJWXgWrK82k

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Re: The funny thread

Post by BazzBass » 19 May 2017, 13:55

lol Pete, I JUST THIS MINUTE got home from the post office and bought one of these spinners !!

was wondering what the heck all the fuss is about and what I would do with it hehe
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 25 May 2017, 22:41

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Re: The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 28 May 2017, 20:37

Malcolm Turnbull was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.

He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"

Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."

Turnbull went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of her bed.

He asked, "John, how can I make this country better?"

Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Again Turnbull fell asleep and awoke this time to see Harold Holt.

And he asked, "Harold, how can I make this country better?"

Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did." !!
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Re: The funny thread

Post by MrChameleon » 29 May 2017, 06:45

A blonde walked into a bar and asked the publican for a double entendre.

So he gave her one.
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Re: The funny thread

Post by veebass » 01 Jun 2017, 09:20

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